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Ariel Anderssen
Ariel - The Tour Guide

Even she had to admit that Lordelpus Hall wasn't the most exciting of stately homes. It had a few 16th century cornices and corbels, a few medieval beams and a brick or two that might once have been witness to a visit by Henry VIII. But she loved her job! Hob-nobbing with the nobility, showing people around, revelling in her mastery of fact and trivia, showing off how connected she was to the upper class.

Putting snotty brats and noveau rich tourist in their place was the bonus that ensured real job satisfaction. Making sure no-one set foot on the immaculate lawns, or touched the priceless antiques with a sticky proletariat finger...

It was a Tuesday, always a quiet day, only two people on the tour, a nice polite couple from somewhere in the Home Counties by the sound of it. They seemed properly interested in the privvy where Queen Elizabeth was once alleged to have paid a visit, enthralled by the tale of the White Lady, the house's obligatory ghost, fascinated by the antiques and the armoury and the stables. So it was more than a little shocking when they entered the library wing and the woman pulled a vicious looking knife on her!

"Right." said the woman. "There's no-one around. Shut up, you tedious jumped-up little bitch, and get into the corner! Henrick, give me the ropes. No, don't worry, I can handle Miss Tightarse here, I'll tie her up, you go collect the stuff. I'll wait here. Might even have a little fun with Miss Primly here while you're gone. Oh, and if you head into the stables, bring me back a bridle... I've got an itch to do some training!"

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