It is nearly time for the contestants to go into the Big Bondage house, but the producers are
worried- new show, new format (well, kinky variation on tired old format, strictly speaking, but
that's a close to an original idea as anyone ever gets in TV). What they really need is a star, some
pizazz, a name to splash over the front covers. How about bondage superstar Christina Carter? Only thing
is, she's playing hardball at the contract negotiations, and the show starts in just a few hours...
Hywel's Note: sadly, not even bondage superstar Christina Carter is famous enough to actually need bodyguards
and security to come into Britain ;-)