One does seem to be having trouble with one's farm staff this month, doesn't one? First it was that shepherdess going missing, now the milk maids are playing up!

Milk maid Elle Tyler has been spending too long rolling in the hay with the boys from the village- she should have milked the cows hours ago! Not only is her boss going to stop her pay, this time he's going to teach her a lesson the old fashioned way, with the steel stocks from the village museum!