Oh, Katy! Come on, I just need to borrow your phone for a few minutes. You know it'll cost me hundreds of pounds if I do it on mine. Stupid sucky data roaming plan. I just need to post this. My followers need to see me. I'll just take a few. Look, you can have some of my sun-cream. Just don't use it all. Here, I'll spray it for you. No, wait, I just have to take this call...

Who the hell is calling you on MY phone? And I wouldn't use your cheap supermarket suncream if you paid me. Here give it back!

The resort staff finally had enough and decided to take matters into their own hands!