Ahhh! So lovely to be relaxing in the sunshine in this particular park. The lawns are well kept, the flower beds stuffed with scented blooms, it's almost like being in a gigantic version of one's own garden. But hang on, what does this annoying man want? Well, of course I'm not a vagrant! For heaven's sake, anyone can see from my clothes that I'm far from homeless! What do you mean, you want to detain me? Now you're just being silly, the park may be privately owned, but that doesn't mean you can start assaulting ladies in broad daylight!