I know, I know. I said I wanted to be a Nude-in-Metal girl, and I do. But I'm meant to be on holiday, surely there is some fashionable but not quite as pain-in-backside outfit I could wear for the evenings, darling? Really, having one's wrists attached to one's ankles at all times of the day and night makes it very difficult to get about, to eat one's lunch or even to sunbathe. Yes, I admit it does make our nocturnal activities rather easier to perform, and I accept your point about allowing free access. But really, couldn't I be chained in classic damsel at least SOME of the time?