Ariel and Katy are very influential. Their film blog is read by millions, and they can make or break a movie.
The only trouble is that they didn't like my film. At all. It was probably something to do with all the bondage in it.
SO I try to "persuade" them to write me a better review....
Hywel's note: I must admit, there are one or two critics I wish I could just tie up and gag! ;-)