It doesn't do to fail Doctor Destructo. He has creatures in the depths of the dungeons below his mountain-top lair that you really DON'T want to meet. Especially not when the Doctor's other thugs have taken great delight in stripping you of your sex siren uniform and chaining you naked to a post, speared in the light of a spotlight so you can't even see whatever it is out in the vast dark chamber. What is making those noises? And what of the tales of gargantuan sex-crazed creatures trained to molest any maiden that falls into their clutches?