Mrs. Anderssen (oh call me Ariel, sweetie, if it's a bore...) was queen bee in the quiet village of Sutton Under Mortimer. Not a single thing happened within parish boundaries that she didn't immediately know about. And with the Tidy Village competition coming up, something would have to be done about that awful new arrival, Sabrina. I mean, those clothes, pure Primark darling... and the state of her garden! Why, the lawn hadn't been trimmed in almost four days!

Those in the village who weren't in the Anderssen circle hated her. Perhaps there was something they could do to take her down a peg or two? To put her in her place? As it happened, Pauline had contacts. She issued everyone with a phone number to call the next time "Call me Ariel, sweetie darling" pushed her oh-so-perfect powdered nose into someone else's business...