The Country Elegance Hotel is one of the top resorts in England. On arrival guests are provided with their own butler, a horse (should they wish to ride) and every possible luxury. And if you happen to be travelling alone? Then you'll be met by a fully-trained Geisha girl when you enter your room. She's yours for the duration of your stay, compliments of the management. And should you need help controlling her? Just look in the cabinet at the foot of the bed and you'll find all you'll need....