'The new season's jewelry does take some getting used to, Ladies and Gentlemen. But if I may direct your attention to our showroom model, you'll see just how effective it can be. Not only is the new chunky style really nice and visible (even at a distance!) but as you can see, if you really want to go high-fashion with it, all the pieces link together! I beg your pardon, Sir? No, it's not at all kinky; what a very vulgar suggestion. This is simply what everyone will be wearing next season....'