Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laws passed in this country, even if you have a billionaire boss backing you? No, of course you don't, Ms. Statistician Hotshot, because you've never tried to do it. OK, I admit it is a lousy, lousy law. It's not meant for people like you, or even people like me. It's meant for my boss so he can have all the naked bondage orgies he wants on his private island... but what's wrong with that? It's not really playing the game to release a damning statistical report rebutting every single point we made in our presentation to the legislature, one by one, with well-researched arguments and carefully prepared graphs.

Fortunately, not all countries are as well-served by impartial civil servants as this one. Or should I say that one, since you're not at home any more. This one is much more willing to dance to the boss' tune, and they've already passed the law. Which means, you, my dear, are in for a very long and very interesting stay. I hope you enjoy being a rich man's plaything....