Frankie's so excited! Her pretty new cuffs arrived in the post this morning! She was going to wait until you got home to show them off, but she just can't... she has to try them on right away!

In her hurry to try out her new cuffs, Frankie forgot that she'd told the postman to wait for a second while she got her chequebook to pay the import duty! Oh no! Now he's just walked into the house calling for her! He'll see... oh, what the hell...

"Come upstairs... I'm in the bedroom!"

The postie didn't need a second invitation...!