Supermodel Sophia Smith flies round the world constantly, soaking up the best contracts and fashion campaigns as she goes. This week it's Sweden, she's jet-lagged and tired, and she's shooting yet another bikini campaign. And sure, this art-director seems intent on adding some edge with fetish accessories, but - yawn - it's nothing she hasn't seen before. She's done it all already - and some heavy metal handcuffs and leg irons aren't going to get in the way of her producing the killer shots she gets paid for.

There - take that, Mr Pretentious-Art-Director; your metal accessories aren't going to make me look scared, or vulnerable, or whatever you're going on about. I'm too cool for that! Although... I do hope you've got the key there somewhere?