Super! Great! Wicked! You look awesome! That's it, sex it up, pout, turn, show off the lingerie, remember the brand, edgy- stylish- fasionable! Love it!

Thanks, Dolly. That's the dull catalogue shot in the bag. Why don't we try something a bit more out there for the poster? Like with bondage? I've got these leg irons and hand cuff things, maybe you could put them on? They undo like- oh, yeh, like that. And they (click click click) yeh, they ratchet on. Like that.

Now, give me edge, give me attitude. You're half naked in a Siberian city, in chains but the only thing you think is how great you are looking. Not even this can dent your confidence. Sure, you can't run or hide but with a body like this and the new Elegance collection adorning it, who needs to hide?

That's great! You're really taking to this idea! Say, you seem pretty happy in that metal bondage. Are you SURE you haven't done this before?