One package, express delivery, securely wrapped, dressed as per requirements, styled and made up as per your instructions, Sir. Where would you like me? In front of the fireplace? What about spread from the rafters? I'm sure Sir's guests will be pleasantly surprised by the merchandise, surely we want to give them the best chance of interacting with the exhibit? Why yes, thank you, I would be much obliged if you would be so kind as to hand out a few of my cards to your guests if they show a particular interest, I understand we have several film producers and directors coming tonight? We actresses are always keen to make a good impression, and I trust today's little display will illustrate that I'm MORE than willing to go the extra mile to get the part!