Look, I know the job advert says "must stay calm in times of crisis", and you did mention that there would be aptitude tests during the interview. And I know being a secretary for a high-flying businessman like Mr. Silver is a stressful and demanding job. Being tied to the chair, well that was OK. But the ball-gag? Honestly, you'd think Mr. Silver was a kinky old perve and was expecting executive relief from his secretaries. He won't be having it from me, let me tell you!