You'd swear she does it on purpose. Day in day out, she produces perfect cakes, to the ruination of my waistline. But add in an important occasion like the boss coming around for a dinner party, and somehow the cakes always seem to end up burnt. She claims it is the stress and pressure. I'm starting to think it might be because she likes the punishment that always follows. A conundrum! Perhaps if I change the punishment to cake deprivation if she burns the dinner party pudding cakes, and just tie her up twice a week for fun?