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Hannah Claydon: Let's Just Call For A Pizza

Well, here I am in the kitchen, just like you said. The cookery challenge is all lined up. Can I cook us dinner without burning the soup, coagulating the pasta, liquifying the salad or incinerating the meat? I'm sure I can!

But, honestly, have you heard of the theory of comparative advantage? You can make fun of me because I suck at being a cook, or you could make better use of the things I do best. Like wearing stockings, and sliding and slinking in my black satin corset. Oh, and being tied up, since that's the rule if I don't meet the challenge. You must admit, the thought is pretty damn tempting, isn't it? Wouldn't you rather take advantage of my considerable assets tied up on the kitchen table than have to force down (or throw away) a meal I've wrecked?

Why don't we just give in the laws of economics and order a delicious takeaway pizza, and you can get on with exploring the activities at which I'm most efficient, darling?

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