I've tried working hard. I've tried working smart. I've generated half the sales of the company through my ideas, and most of the other half are the products I designed. What exactly DOES a girl have to do to get a raise out of you, Madam Chief Executive? Oh, yes, I agree that kidnapping you and tying you up in a hotel room after the company AGM is a bit dramatic. But nothing else seems to have got a reaction from you! Now, I know salaries are set for next year now. But shall we discuss my bonus?