Come out into the garden, darling, it is a lovely day! I know, we're supposed to be working but the
members can surely wait just a day or two for the next update, can't they? It is so sunny and nice!
Maybe we could have a knockabout game of tennis in the garden? Look, I have my tennis outfit, and my
nice new racket!
What about you? Well, I didn't buy you a racket but I found this old carpet-beater in the attic...
you could use that! I'm sure it'll be just as good as my carbon fibre super-strung competition special!
What do you mean, get in the house right now? What do you mean, find a better use for the carpet beater?
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