What is going on? I thought we were going to have a quiet walk in the park, followed by a nice candlelit dinner for two, maybe followed by a little kissing and cuddling in the moonlight on the way home. I even dressed up, in that silk chinese dress you bought me last year. I know you like it. So what have I done wrong? How come instead of the stroll and the romantic dinner for two, I end up tied to a chair??
Do you want me to wriggle around for a bit? Well I suppose I can do that. Maybe I do like to show off a little. It would be easier WITHOUT the cuffs and the chains, though, really it would!