It's such a chore, attending these endless red-carpet bashes. So tiresome dealing with all the grubby little fans and
the tawdry press photographers. Honestly, it is as if all they ever want is to see a bit more leg! At least getting
kidnapped and held for ransom is a bit more exciting! I hope the studio holds out for long enough for these pictures
to be splashed all over the front pages- I mean, honestly! Why go to all the trouble of dropping hints to your
(very rich) number one fan about one's kidnap fantasies, and making sure one's personal photographer was even
in the limousine with one for the event, if one isn't going to get good publicity from the pictures?
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