Count yourself lucky, my dear. I know, I know. You claim you didn't know the rules about smuggling
stiletto heels into the island, but I assure you that it was very clearly stated in the terms of your
entry visa that such items were not allowed. You should be grateful that our laws are so merciful- I'd
have thought that a day and a night on public pole-tied display is a small price to pay, considering!
There are some places in the world where you could get an aeful lot worse than that! Now, let's be having you,
the sentence was for naked display, of course, so those clothes are going to have to be snipped off....
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