Prime Minister: we have had a video ransom demand from a group called the Militant Countryside Alliance. They
claim that they have kidnapped your daughter. Their demands are on the video... but... you should be sure to watch
the whole thing. Well, let's just say it appears that they sent us their edited ransom demand on a tape they'd
used before. It is quite... illuminating. I don't think the S.A.S. will be necessary, prime minister. I think the
regular bobbies on the beat should be able to clear this one up just fine.